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March Milkshake Madness

March Milkshake Madness

Ellie Pochervina   |   03/3/2020

The shortest month of the year came to a quick close, as Harley Quinn and her fellow DC Debauchees partied, pillaged, and painted Gotham pink in their contest to see who was the baddest of them all! Poison Ivy started off strong, hypnotizing everyone she could with her blend of tropical fruit flavors, but once the cold weather hit, the Poison Ivy Patch wilted faster than Robin could say “Holy Hoop & Stick, Batman!”

Meanwhile, in another part of Gotham, Catwoman perched above the city, wondering what had gone awry. Her plan for destruction started out purr-fectly! At first, no one could resist the Kit-Cat Woman, it was like cat-nip to anyone who tried it! Tragically, though, Catwoman just couldn’t steal people away from Harley’s Harley Quinn Romance. The decadent blend of Red Velvet and Cheesecake had everyone falling in love!

Fret not citizens, our newly emancipated winner will be available all through the month of March and those other two villainesses are going straight to Arkham Asylum for everyone’s safety! 

March has arrived and with it comes springtime. A chance for renewal, a chance for new beginnings, and a chance for new milkshakes! What better way to celebrate magical March’s Milkshake Madness than to have three Disney Fantasy Adventures compete for the title?

First up – Onward brings us to the fantastical realm of elven brothers, Ian and Barley Lightfoot. They’re throwing their hats into the ring with an enchanting blend of white chocolate, cherry, and oreo! Can you resist the Lucky Lightfoot? 

Next, from Treasure Planet, Jim Hawkins is looking to share the wealth with his delectable Dubloon Delight – an out of this world mix of salted caramel, green apple, and vanilla wafers.

Finally, fresh from restoring life and peace in Atlantis, Milo and Kida welcome you with their Heart of Atlantis shake! Blue raspberry, watermelon, and lime combine harmoniously to provide you with Atlantean power & longevity.

You can sample all three in a milkshake flight OR have a full pint of your favorite one. Make sure to vote for your favorite shake so that we can determine which of the three is the greatest Disney Adventure shake! While you’re at it, make sure to give out cocktail of the month – The Black Cauldron – a try! It’s devilishly good.

Ellie Pochervina
Ellie Pochervina

Ellie Pochervina is an 80’s Sci-Fi enthusiast, lover of film/television Trivia, and an amateur human. She enjoys people, places, AND things! A team member at the Malted Meeple, she loves learning new games, creating new milkshakes & cocktails, and making puns/dad jokes.